King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there
James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube
by James March 11, 2003
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King prawned

The newest and by far coolest form of owning someone.
Dude, you totally just king prawned yourself.
by imnotallowedtousemyrealname April 14, 2010
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King prawn

A man with a hot body but an unattractive face.
"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"
by shivshiv December 28, 2012
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pepe the king prawn

a cross-dressing muppets character who will light up anyone's life
by yeetuscleatus February 13, 2018
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King Prawn

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”
Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!
by Prince Anpu June 14, 2022
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