King prawn 

A man with a hot body but an unattractive face.

"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"

King prawn by shivshiv December 28, 2012

King Prawn 

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

King Prawn by James March 10, 2003

King Prawn 

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!

King Prawn by Prince Anpu June 13, 2022

pepe the king prawn

a cross-dressing muppets character who will light up anyone's life

Vianca: I love Pepe the King Prawn
Me: Me too!

pepe the king prawn by yeetuscleatus February 13, 2018

King prawned 

The newest and by far coolest form of owning someone.

Dude, you totally just king prawned yourself.

King prawned by imnotallowedtousemyrealname April 14, 2010