King prawn

A man with a hot body but an unattractive face.

"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"

King prawn by shivshiv December 28, 2012

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King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

King Prawn by James March 10, 2003

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King Prawn

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!

King Prawn by Prince Anpu June 13, 2022

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pepe the king prawn

a cross-dressing muppets character who will light up anyone's life

Vianca: I love Pepe the King Prawn
Me: Me too!

pepe the king prawn by yeetuscleatus February 13, 2018

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King prawned

The newest and by far coolest form of owning someone.

Dude, you totally just king prawned yourself.

King prawned by imnotallowedtousemyrealname April 14, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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