Full name: King Edward VII Science and Sport College.
A school situated in the East Midlands, in Coalville, though thankfully on the outskirts.
A noteable feature of the school is its high population of students from nearby Coalville, Greenhill and Agar Nook; because of this, the school provides a reliable example of the results of incest. In addition, many of the students are chavs.
The school caters exclusively to underachievers, providing many benefits for those who refuse to learn while ignoring those who want to succeed. This is reflected in the choice of teaching staff, many of whom are idiots.
Generally, those who are able to get into Ashby School and get a bus to Ashby De La Zouch do so, while the scum breeding in the areas near to King Ed tend to stay closer to home.
There are rumours that the UK government is extremely disgusted with the state of the school, to the extent that there are plans in place to eliminate it and its population using nuclear weapons. However, many simply discard this as wishful thinking.
A school situated in the East Midlands, in Coalville, though thankfully on the outskirts.
A noteable feature of the school is its high population of students from nearby Coalville, Greenhill and Agar Nook; because of this, the school provides a reliable example of the results of incest. In addition, many of the students are chavs.
The school caters exclusively to underachievers, providing many benefits for those who refuse to learn while ignoring those who want to succeed. This is reflected in the choice of teaching staff, many of whom are idiots.
Generally, those who are able to get into Ashby School and get a bus to Ashby De La Zouch do so, while the scum breeding in the areas near to King Ed tend to stay closer to home.
There are rumours that the UK government is extremely disgusted with the state of the school, to the extent that there are plans in place to eliminate it and its population using nuclear weapons. However, many simply discard this as wishful thinking.
King Ed student: King Ed's the shit, innit bruv.
Outsider: Go fuck your mother.
King Ed student: Again?
Outsider: Go fuck your mother.
King Ed student: Again?
by wivs July 18, 2009
When a movie, book, or story being told by a friend tells a wonderful story, with vivid colors and great imagination, but absolutely fucks up the ending with something that doesn't make any sense and seems like the ending was created by a cat or some other animal.
Friend 1: Dude, I watched Fight Club over the weekend. Those last 5 minutes were the worst movie ending ever.
Friend 2: Oh my god, they sure Stephen King-ed it.
Friend 2: Oh my god, they sure Stephen King-ed it.
by DrObviousSubscribesSense June 13, 2010
Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.
Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*
by StatenIslander December 4, 2007
"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"
by Chipperbud October 18, 2013
I am so fucking retarded.
by sofa king pimp March 31, 2010
by Rick May 18, 2004