Kindlegod

A kid who is praised to be a god

Mom: My son is such a kindlegod
Aunt: yeah dude he’s such a kindlegod 🤓!1!1!1!!1!1

Kindlegod by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024

Kindlegarten 

An area where people congregate to read e-books, specifically a seated area commonly found in Starbucks.

Shaun, Fox and Binky headed over to the Kindlegarten to relax and do a bit of reading during lunchtime.

Kindlegarten by lummie November 10, 2010

Kindled 

To be served by someone who whips out the kindle and finds out an answer before anyone else.

Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.

Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!

Kindled by kpdrake126 January 8, 2011

kindlepooping 

n. the act of taking a dump while reading an Amazon Kindle, electronic book

(AKA: getting your turd on with your nerd on_

(Noticing girl friend leaving toilet with Kindle in hand) Were you kindlepooping?

kindlepooping by SavageCole57 January 28, 2009

Kindled Broken 

When your just a slight flame not homosexually but in a sense that your inferior motive to live is down to its last threads of its wick.

I’m kinda.. I’m fucking kindled broken with the fact I had a chance to make this work with her.. and I just .. I just wasted this wonderful persons interest in me. I wasted it by wasting her time, and I’ve made her second guess her self over us.. when what she wanted was all I’ve thought about for what feels like forever.. she’s the highlight of ideal woman.. she’s a perfect exentric exotic self expression of humanity’s free will of artist abilities. I long to trapped in the studio for days with her, making love. Recording the audio, to a mix and mastered critique. Feeling her body as her vocals ring as tact vibrancy to the room and interface. As well as help design the exact purest form of the ideal image she want for her branded image. God I crave her.. her presence is a masterpiece and she won’t speak a word to me, she exiles me.. she pays me no mind.

Kindled Broken by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

kindlenookingbooking 

Looking for free books for either your Kindle or Nook ebook reader.

Person 1: Hey! What are you doing on your computer?

Person 2: I am kindlenookingbooking! I found a website with a lot of free ebooks!

kindlenookingbooking by PennyJoe November 4, 2013