A person who is Black by acts like they are white. It is also a German candy that is chocalate on the outside and a white candy on the inside that is shapesd like a egg.
by Tiffany T. July 9, 2003
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a hybrid combination of humpty dumpty and the devil that strangely looks like a demented version of "Beldar" from the movie, Coneheads. The "kinder man" was used as a mascot for the Ferrero candy company to advertise their "kinder surprise" eggs which were chocolate eggs containing small toys, that children apparently just have to eat (even though the labels on the eggs clearly say NOT to eat the plastic toys!!!!!) The "kinder man" was featured in a commercial in which he appears on a wall holding a kinder egg, shaking it, opening the egg, taking the toy out, eating the egg, and playing with the toy. the commercial ends with the kinder man falling off the wall that he was sitting on. During the course of the commercial, the Kinder man is speaking in a completely strange dialect that you couldnt possibly understand. The most notable piece of his strange dialect is when he opens the wrapper of the egg and shouts "CHOCODOOBY, DOUBLY CHOCODOOBY". The kinder egg man commercial (that was aired on a British childrens network) was soo disturbing to young children that it was banned from television. If only kids took his falling off the wall at the end of the commercial as suicide then they might have not been so scared of the kinder man
Bob: He man, guess what!
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*
Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*
Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.
by Kindahmann April 4, 2010
An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.
The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.
One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.
One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.
And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
by Nordicdragon July 4, 2018
When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table
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