Definitions by Sexmaster6979

Kinder Egg Surprise 

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

Kinder Egg Surprise by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023

The dakota square dance 

When you fold your dick into a square and shove it into a girl's anus

Dude I totally did The dakota square dance to Sahara!

The dakota square dance by Sexmaster6979 January 25, 2023