A person who is Black by acts like they are white. It is also a German candy that is chocalate on the outside and a white candy on the inside that is shapesd like a egg.
by Tiffany T. July 09, 2003
Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.
by laurita May 18, 2006
Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.
by quas July 29, 2005
by tajmahal December 22, 2018
Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.
Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."
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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."
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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"
by La_Nina February 18, 2010
An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).
It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
by Nordicdragon July 04, 2018
by welovemesalwa January 07, 2020