Kill it Before it Lays Eggs 

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."

*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

Kill it Before it Lays Eggs by DameonDice September 18, 2012

Kill it before it lays eggs 

When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)

Guy 1: KARGJATA

Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs

Kill it before it lays eggs by NIS May 10, 2013

Kill it with eggs before it lays fire! 

Self explanatory.

You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

Coined by spook AKA zombitini

*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”

Kill it with eggs before it lays fire! by zombitini September 20, 2020