The act of completely stripping a joke of all humor it originally possessed by trying to add something else after the telling to enhance the humor, but failing miserably. Characterized by silence and the two others present looking at each other in shock caused by the joke devastation. Also known by some in the Charelston SC area as "Jones-ing it"
Wyatt: What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
Merrick: I don't know
Wyatt: They can both smell it but not eat it!
Jones: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Jones just joke-killed this by adding "that's what she said" when it is obvious she would not say this and it does not even remotely pertain to the current joke.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).