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To kiljong someone or something means to inflict harm using a penis.
Muhaha! I kiljonged that sucker bad, by poking him in the eye with my penis!
Kiljong by Ez G April 11, 2004
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kimjongunphobia 

the fear that Kim Jong-un will nuke you
Many of us got diagnosed with kimjongunphobia when Kim Jong-un threatened to nuke the U.S.
Absolutist dictator-like behaving person, who thinks that his country belongs only to him or herself. Metaphorically, someone who spontaneously makes silly or crazy things. Derived from the sequence of North Korea dictators.
Man, it must be really a pain in the ass to live in a kimjong country.
This (wo)man is behaving like a kimjong.
kimjong by 637man July 15, 2014

kimjongun-h

helene's real personality, grumpy, rage monster etc.
helene's kimjongun-h personality
kimjongun-h by mhaa.mebisang May 19, 2021
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