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kiddions by Ya yeet motherfucka February 26, 2021
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means just kidding. other way to say just kiddin. Used at the end of a sentence to make it completely void, therefore contributing nothing to the conversation and wasting everyone's time.
Nikki- I f@#king hate your guts!!!!
Me- WTF?!?
Nikki- J kiddin!!!
j kiddin by NikkiandMoss January 21, 2010
It's just like kidding, only cooler.
You suck, I'm just kiddin' bro.
kiddin' by wasomegay February 8, 2014
(n)-"kitten", used to describe a cat or kitten, regardless of size or age. Used when the said cat or kitten is being particularly furry, and or wee. Actually you can use it whenever. Oh well.
The furry furry kiddon is grooving all over my lap.

The wee kiddon sailed across the lake, sipping a can of Fresca.

If I were a kiddon, I would totally rub my face all over your new shirt and get kiddon hair on it. Big time.
kiddon by ums June 7, 2005
"Kiddiot" is a blend of two words "kid" and "idiot", it is used to refer to someone who is acting in a foolish or stupid manner and is considered to be a derogatory term. It is not a commonly used word, and it is considered offensive, it is not appropriate to use it to refer to someone.
Joe: Hello
Bob: Stfu kiddiot
Kiddiot by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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