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Kia Optima

The largest red flag in a woman. These cars are generally driven by horrible people because they are cheap and reliable, the average person would buy this car thinking its a great car, but doesn't know anything about them. When men drive these cars, they are typically very foreign. When women drive these cars, they usually have done up nails with lash extensions and smell like dank. Sometimes, you will see them beat up. The average optima owner does not know how to nor has the money to perform a basic or simple repair.
Hey man, I just got a new girlfriend. She drives a kia optima.

Leave her.
by ItsTeslaDude April 24, 2023
mugGet the Kia Optimamug.

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