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Kholodov 

A guy who listens to Coil and gets really aggressive very quick. He seems to think that he's just like MC Ride, but actually looks like a faggot. He likes to have sex with women, but wants to be pounded by Ivan. He lives on REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES metro station, REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES street house REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES. Fuck him up. Fuck him. Yes!

Also you can call someone a Kholodov if they have deep dyslexia, so deep in fact, that it somehow changed their brain completely. Like, he is so used to thinking in dyslexic language, that he is basically unsuitable for society. Much like the schizoid autist who wrote this definition.
FEAR KHOLDYSLEXMAN, I AM SUPER CEREAL.
Gleb, you are such a Kholodov!
Damn, man, why'd you cut that kid with a knife? Very Kholodov of you.
Wow, he is such a Kholodov, six guys already came right onto his face. His girlfriend doesn't seem to mind though...
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026