The best midfielder in the world. There shouldn’t be a debate because that man can see anything and carries Man City on his back. The only people who don’t agree are United fans that are trying to get likes and retweets on Football Twitter
It shouldn’t be a debate that Kevin De Bruyne is the best midfielder in the world, but a bunch of United football Twitter virgins disagree
Kevin De Bruyne is just a complete CM he can pass from everywhere. If he is near the goal and you give him any gap or space he will just shoot and score.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'