Kescer

Any fat man with iq deficiency and gets many girls due to them pitying his poor social skills and Low Eq

Gabriel: hey man what do you think of the new fat guy in class?
Aloysius: Hate him, he’s so kescer

Kescer by Slayyer0888 February 12, 2019

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019

Kesler-bomb 

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.

Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.

Kesler-bomb by pucklady March 31, 2011

Kester 

A guy who is a friend to everyone. He has a likeable, easy-going personality. He has a lot of enthusiasm, and tries to live life with a smile, even if he doesn't feel like it. Despite this, Kester is a genuine guy. He isn't afraid to be honest about his feelings, and he will ask for help when he needs it. Out of consideration, however, he tries to be brief with what he says. He wants to listen to others, instead of focusing on himself. But when his friends need help, he is always there to aid them with advice. Whenever he shows up, people are quick to notice. Many give him a big welcome.

Me: "Hey, there's Kester."

Friend: "Oh, really?"

Us: "Hey, Kester!"

Kester by hatless hair May 7, 2018

Ryan Kesler 

A person that is half man half beast.

# 17 of the Vancouver Canucks. During Canucks games Ryan Kesler activates his beast mode.

Ryan Kesler by Servine December 16, 2011

kesper 

An idea or thought that comes to you in a dream

Last night, I had a dream and a kesper came to me.

kesper by skyraincloud July 7, 2016

Kester-bridge

A complex task that no one wants to do and is often forced on someone to complete, especially in a work environment. Often unnecessary, it is one person's duty left for another for to execute without benefit. Sometimes, a temporary "quick-fix" built to break down and eventually become someone else's problem.

My co-worker is always leaving all his kester-bridges for me to cross when he's not on schedule.

I feel bad for whoever is working monday. I built them a ton of kester-bridges to cross for me over the weekend.

Kester-bridge by TheKurbinator October 5, 2013