turd-kernal

Having the same or equivalent intelligence or intellect of a piece of corn found in a turd.

She/He has the brains of a turd-kernal!

turd-kernal by Reverend Greybeard April 23, 2026

Full Turd Kernel

1. A high ranking Officer (Full Bird Colonel) in the Military or member of Management who is an asshole or would be considered a piece of shit by majority vote.

2. To completely crap out, break or fail.

3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.

1. Is that your boss, that would be he... the Full Turd Kernel himself.

2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.

3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.

Full Turd Kernel by Choobon September 10, 2009