Kentucky Saddler

1. Riding a horse nude and bareback with a passenger. You shit, and with it smearing out from between your ass and the horses back, the passenger uses it for body paint and lube.

2. A Kentucky Saddler is a breed of horse in RDR2, in modern day it is simpley the American Saddlebred.

1. Took the Ol' Lady and Gus out for a ride and a Kentucky Saddler. It was great but the ride home chaffed my ass up fierce.

2. Thats a good lookin' horse, Kentucky Saddler? Nice.

by sunnywampus October 21, 2020

kentucky saddler

When a male rides (saddles) his partner while performing anal and screams yee-haw as he ejaculates.

Tom: Man I just gave Janet the biggest Kentucky Saddler. Too bad her father found the mess.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

Kentucky Saddle

When you poop on someone's chest and the consistency of the poop resembles fried chicken.

"How did your date go last night"
"Pretty good I gave her the old Kentucky Saddle"

by KFC456 May 12, 2019