Kentuckey Musket

The act of having intercourse while the man has chewing tobacco spread around his penis.

"hey Jim, I heard you gave that girl a Kentuckey Musket last night."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."

Kentuckey Musket by Gwirty May 25, 2009

Kentucky musket loader 

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.

“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

Kentucky musket loader by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019

Kentucky Musket 

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.

I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.

Kentucky Musket by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022

Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉

I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!

Kentucky Musket by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026