Ken Dodd 

The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd.

I Ken Dodded your mum.

I tommy tanked over my mrs last night and it went in her hair. Now she loooks like Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd by evil_moses January 10, 2009

Ken Dodd 

Greatest man to ever walk the planet Earth, worshiped by many. Might wack you with a tickle stick

yall got any more of them mf ken dodd

Ken Dodd by guy next to me is low iq September 20, 2019

ken dodd 

drinking a foul, homemade cocktail which has far too much alcohol, probably tastes like shit, but gets you very waste and makes you talk funny, like Ken Dodd

i had some ken dodd and i was incomprehensible

ken dodd by phil peers August 4, 2007

cheeky ken dodd 

A bucket of the Colonel's finest fried chicken, from the fast food outlet KFC

"Ay Jimmy, you wanna get a cheeky ken dodd before we hit the town?"

"Feeling a bit rough after that fat cheeky ken dodd we had earlier..."

cheeky ken dodd by cunnysmum May 8, 2006

Ken Dodding 

The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.

Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".

Ken Dodding by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020