Someone who pushs the the documentary format to new heights. Creator of the "Ken Burn's Effect". Strives to make the best public television he can. Your donation is hard at work when he's on the job. PBS without Ken Burns is like the earth with no air.
The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.
"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)