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Keel over and DIE 

A curse Michael Rosen can call upon you to make you, well, keel over, and die.
Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE

Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
Keel over and DIE by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017
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Keeyl Keeylo Dinner keely keeley keelan KeeL keebler Keelin Keeli keyla

Keeyock Neeyock 

To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.
"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock
Keeyock Neeyock by DV Legends August 5, 2010

keelah se'lai 

A common Quarian phrase, from the video game trilogy Mass Effect, meaning "By the home world I hope to see one day." Exiled from their homeworld, the Quarians (an alien race known for their technological genius) have lived as space-nomads for about three centuries. Like the phrase "peace be with you", the phrase "keelah se'lai" can mean many things. But whether to express surprise, happiness, or frustration - for them to swear on their homeworld is the meaningful expression they have.
to an army waiting to massacre a synthetic race that drove them from their homeworld, although, ha-ha-ha, they claim to be peaceful now, a frustrated soldier says: "The enemy doesn't want to fight you! If you can believe that for just one minute, this war will be over. You have a choice. Please. Keelah Se'lai."
to pass out from eating nothing but chocolate; coined thanks to the character Mihael Keehl (pronounced "key-ul") from the manga series "Death Note," who is shown eating only chocolate
The other day I ate seventeen bags of Hershey Kisses, then keehled on the couch and didn't get up again for about six hours.
keehl by bipittybip February 25, 2008
'Variation on "killt" or "killed." '
Yo, man I keelt that HUGO's mom. You know that guy in the McDonald's ads?
keelt by The Don2 November 10, 2006

Mihael Keehl 

A.k.a. Mello, The most badass Death Note character there is. He eats chocolate and blows shit up. He is often seen dramatically biting off a piece of a chocolate bar. He also wears a lot of leather. Second successor to L. Hates Near, and has an inferiority complex. Mafia member and best friends with Matt. Killed by Takada with a Death Note.
"You'll never be as awesome as Mihael Keehl"
Mihael Keehl by Mellofangirl October 22, 2013