Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.

Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

by dunlopallstar May 10, 2011

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When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.

“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”

by crynne December 28, 2020

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Receiving sexual favours as a surprise reward for some assistance you've given to someone.

"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"

by kevnar June 28, 2006

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Giving someone a hummer and swallowing the "deposit"

All the guys liked her because she was known for keeping the change.

by punan May 28, 2004

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the ultimate conclusion to fellatio is to hmmm... to swallow the ejaculate would be the correct terminology...

johnny: last night was great... the first thing she did when i walked thru the door was go down on me!! i am one lucky bastard...

rod: awesome... did she keep the change?

by rocko... November 24, 2007

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