kattywampus 

Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.

"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."

kattywampus by Char H January 8, 2006

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

Cattywampus by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

kittywampus

Utter chaos, thrown together, unorgainzed in any sense.

The blankets on the bed became kittywampus after the long night with him.

kittywampus by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

Kittywompus 

Crooked or disorderly

Darin's tie was kittywompus untill I straightened it.

Kittywompus by Julie Salinas March 30, 2009

cattywampus

Not exactly centered or straight

The picture frame is cattywampus on the wall.

cattywampus by Jo Gutierrez September 5, 2003