Karalyze

(v.) to make a false, usually lame, excuse as to why one cannot hang out

"So can Kevin make it to the hockey game?"

"No, he made up some excuse about tearing his hip, the dude totally karalyzed us."

Karalyze by Waxy Z June 27, 2009

Karalyne 

A totally gorgeous midget kid who is loved by all. Has tons of friends. Will always be short to me.. ;)

Look at Karalyne, she's soooo tiny!

Karalyne by Ceconsquisha April 11, 2010

karmalyzed 

Getting what one deserves after having done another person wrong. The epitome of justice.

I have been waiting to see him karmalyzed for years!

karmalyzed by Willow Zee February 28, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008