Kalief 

Real nonchalant about situations, cares for others in there own way, Don’t like people, always targeted good or bad situations

Knows what they want when they want it.
Prefer a fat ass on a female

Secretive leader when needed

Can handle themselves in tough situations

Fear less

Hey Kalief

Kalief by Jef bos November 20, 2021

kalief 

Ugly bastards with a mega dome head

Look at the dudes head he has a kalief

kalief by Ebony March 7, 2018

Kalief 

Another refined version of big dick energy.
Handsome, kind and has an attitude problem.
Does track and football and is really a need type of guy.

Is a leader.

And is very much in shape

“Oh my god, did you see Kalief today, he looked amazing”

Kalief by Zoodoobirdlover36 November 19, 2023

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.

If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.

Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011

Wiz Kalifa 

A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn

I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.

Wiz Kalifa by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012

Kalif 

Somebody who acts like a badboy but when you got to know his is all soft on the inside.

"Ugh i hate kalif"
"Why he's so sweet!"
"Omg u like him"
"No i just video call him on sc everyday"

"Hehehe"

Kalif by Imakillfishh February 28, 2019

Kalie 

A beautiful girl that is just the definition of perfection. She is hard-headed at times but will always be the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She will make you fall in love the second you meet her. No other girl is of any comparison. Her smile could brighten any day. Her eyes are amazing and you could stare into them for hours. She is just the best and any guy would be lucky to have such am amazing girl. She belongs with an amazing guy who's name is preferably Ryan.

Kalie, I love you.

Kalie by TheOneAndOnlyRC August 11, 2013

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023