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Kailem Flip 

-Step 1) Ingest LSD, 2CB, XTC, MJ (Marijuana) and Alcohol.
-Step 2) Realise it's insanely late, you have important matters to attend to tomorrow Optional but if you want to stay true tothe lore of how the Kailem Flip came to be, then this is not optional, and you just took copious amounts of several mind-altering substances that will keep you awake for literal years to come (if you try to sleep, you will end up having to fight the whole of Lucifer's army).
-Step 3) Wait for it all to kick in, and try to focus all of your remaining life energy on getting home and in your bed optional.
-Step 4) Only possible if Step 3 is completed Once in bed, prepare to battle for your life against all of the negatives thoughts that could ever occur in one's lifetime and beat them optional.
-Step 5) Only possible if Step 3 is not completed Stay out and have the either best or worst night in your entire life, given that you do not lose consciousness in the very moment all substances kick in at once (unless you perform another Kailem flip).
-Step 6) Whatever transpires from anything that happened the day you performed said flip, you must get out of your bed and flawlessly complete all tasks you might've needed to carry out that supposedly eventful or important day.

I hope this information is seen and recognised by who needs or would appreciate it.
You: "Mate! My house is free today and tomorrow, you know what that means...?"
Friend: "...Kailem flip at 11pm?"
You: "YOU KNOW IT BROTHER!!!"
Friend: "LET'S GOOO!!!"
Kailem Flip by KCA_176! June 5, 2023
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