Kaguya Houraisan (the best character ever) (蓬莱山 輝夜 Houraisan Kaguya) is an immortal Lunarian who was once a princess of the Lunarians of the Lunar Capital on the Moon. She had Eirin Yagokoro create the Hourai Elixir with the help of Kaguya's power to control eternity which lead to her being exiled to Earth. After liking her life on Earth, she and Eirin choose to not go back to the Lunar Capital and resided for thousands of years in Eientei within the Bamboo Forest of the Lost that is now in Gensokyo. Kaguya first appeared as the true Stage 6boss and one of the main antagonists of Imperishable Night.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"