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This is a term commonly used for someone who is probably the coolest person you know/have ever met. They are one of the funniest, best looking, most robust people in the world.

Man, did you see that Kaestle last night? I wish I could be half as good as him!

Kaestle by BloodyCramp March 10, 2009

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Kaeslermeters

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.

That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters

Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019

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Kaestle • Kastle • Kaeslermeters • kaetlee • Kestle • Kestlee • Kestler • Scott kestle

Kestlee

Kestlee is a very sweet girl, she tends to be shy at first. But once you get to know her she is the funniest person you'll meet. She's very athletic, and pretty. Even though they don't think they are. She would make a good girlfriend. She's caring and doesn't like to talk about herself. She's very ticklish and fun to be around

Oh you know kestlee
Yeah she laughs a lot

Kestlee by Softball15 November 2, 2014

Kastle

Sweet girl who's too pale. Easily attachted, easily frightened. Usually has a small group of friends that she cares the world about, and is true to her guy.

Person A: You see that girl over there?
Person B: You mean the really pale one?
Person A: Yeah, she just freaked when that guy hugged her.
Person B: Why'd she freak?
Person A: I dunno. Maybe she didn't want her boyfriend to think she was cheating?
Person B: She's such a Kastle

Kastle by DJ Gringo April 4, 2010

Kestler

A sex act between 3 lesbians involving peanut butter and bananas.

I saw this thing called a Kestler in a porno, and i've been craving peanut butter ever since.

Kestler by kacykaughn February 15, 2010

Kestle

sex; hot engaging relationship; intimate love; too much love can also result in affairs and private business; hot facial expression; also used as the common word fuck

I wish I had a friend like a Kestle

Kestle by aaron n williams April 15, 2009

kaetlee

Flat as heck no curves the definition of white is her. Greenish bluish eyes that are ugly and has more enemies than friends. Guys aren't usually attracted to her bc she's fugly

Have you seen that new girl? She's as ugly as kaetlee

kaetlee by Yasskaebae November 26, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026