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1. a delectable polish snack.
2. a short but trecherously long and floppy penis.

fancy some kabanosy. (plural for kabanos).

kabanos by .S.T.AL.K.E.R.. December 25, 2018

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Karanos

Legend has it that the dominatrix known as karenos has the capability of wiping out an entire universe with a single glance at the manager whilst only using 3% of her power. Once obtained her scarfs, she is capable of burning through time itself with a nothing but a subtle grimace. Legend has it, saying her name three times in the mirror will summon her and she will proceed to smite you where you stand. To commit blasphemy against her would rein plague upon your entire family tree.

Praise her. Worship her. Or suffer against the wrath of Karanos

Karanos by PraiseHer March 3, 2019

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Larry Lazarus Kavanos

A truly evil being. A sheer menace to society if you will, a Rottweiler even. A man with shitty facial hair, and rockstar energy attire. One so anabolic he won’t tell you what it even means...

That guy just massacred his family, and challenged pcp to a wager, must be Larry Lazarus Kavanos...

Larry Lazarus Kavanos by Baby Kween May 14, 2021

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Kaganos

1. noun. Canadian homo
2. adj. A person who loses their air pump.

If you don't date chicks, you are a Kaganos.
I would of rode my bike to school today, but someone Kaganosed me.

Kaganos by Mippo October 6, 2004

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Kaganos

To Mysteriously appear; Come to one's aid from seemingly nowhere.

"It was sweet, He pulled a Kaganos and just appeared, saved my ass big time."

Kaganos by CanadianRoo May 2, 2005

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Mario Kabanoss

sausag

Mario Kabanoss sausagges

Mario Kabanoss by Golja November 24, 2022

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kayanospudding

best mutual in the world if ur mutuals with them you should be very grateful to have such a cool person following you back wink wink

kayanospudding
cool mutual
awesome person

kayanospudding by whyhellotherewink May 30, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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