KS7

The goat of football. The greatest man to ever do it. Wherever he goes, he always finds a way to score a goal. His positioning and awareness is as good as Gary Lineker's, as he is able to get into goalscoring positions to help his team out.

Commentary: "Look at KS7 running forwards on the ball. Fantastic Player."

Fans: "When I grow up, I want to be just like my idol KS7! He's way better than Ronaldo."