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beat up koju 

to smoke weed
"Hey guys wanna go in the back yard and beat up koju?"
beat up koju by foxsloth October 19, 2008
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1. Kojuro is the name of a warlord from the Sengoku Japan, loyal vassal and right-hand man to warlord Date Masamune. Quite handsome and intellectual, is the Date Clan's strategist and one of the "Three Great Men of the Date Clan", along with Tsunamoto and Shigezane.

2. Can be said of a person who is inclined to serve lectures to other people (generally deserved ones).

3. Can also be used to emphasize how loyal or devoted someone is.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey, let's grab our bro and go party somewhere tonight!
Person 2: Oh hell no! I stayed up past 2 last night, and he knows I have an exam tomorrow. He just gave me an earful.
Person 1: Oh he pulled a Kojuro on you again huh?

Example 2

Person 1: He really had your back in there! I'm actually impressed!
Person 2: I know right! He truly is my own personal Kojuro!
kojuro by anonymous December 12, 2020
(DnD Monster - 22HP, 5d8, Speed 30ft, All stats = 10). The singular version to the noun 'Koji'. Kojus is an indigenous monkey type creature who dwells from the depths of Yaria's dense forests. They are a pack animal, typically roaming with 5-7 Koji, which has yet to be domesticated. Their only known way to defend their pack is through throwing pieces of chewed feces at any man who dares come near, but beware coming near them... Researchers claim there are still more to learn about the Kojus. Recent studies have shown that a pack of Koji have recently entered the Stone Ages.
Ahh. To our left we can see a lone Kojus, though to our right, we can see a pack of wild Koji!
Kojus by AtKnite March 18, 2020
a word originally used as substitution for the word "coward" but has now tranformed into a word used for any type of name calling. and a substitution for every word people feel like making it.
You kojun! my Kojun is burned, you dumb kojun! you kojun Tom, just always do these kojun things!
Kojun by MRSERIUS April 10, 2020
1. Kojuro is the name of a warlord from the Sengoku Japan, loyal vassal and right-hand man to warlord Date Masamune. Quite handsome and intellectual, is the Date Clan's strategist and one of the "Three Great Men of the Date Clan", along with Tsunamoto and Shigezane.

2. Can be said of a person who is inclined to serve lectures to other people (generally deserved ones).

3. Can also be used to emphasize how loyal or devoted someone is.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey, let's grab our bro and go party somewhere tonight!
Person 2: Oh hell no! I stayed up past 2 last night, and he knows I have an exam tomorrow. I had enough lecturing to last me a week!
Person 1: Oh he pulled a Kojuro on you again huh?

Example 2

Person 1: He really had your back in there! I'm actually impressed!
Person 2: I know right! He truly is my own personal Kojuro!
kojuro by Quetzalkit December 12, 2020
1. Kojuro is the name of a warlord from the Sengoku Japan, loyal vassal and right-hand man to warlord Date Masamune. Quite handsome and intellectual, is the Date Clan's strategist and one of the "Three Great Men of the Date Clan", along with Tsunamoto and Shigezane.

2. Can be said of a person who is inclined to serve lectures to other people (generally deserved ones).

3. Can also be used to emphasize how loyal or devoted someone is.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey, let's grab our bro and go party somewhere tonight!
Person 2: Oh hell no! I stayed up past 2 last night, and he knows I have an exam tomorrow. I had enough lecturing to last me a week!
Person 1: Oh he pulled a Kojuro on you again huh?

Example 2

Person 1: He really had your back in there! I'm actually impressed!
Person 2: I know right! He truly is my own personal Kojuro!
kojuro by Quetzalkit December 12, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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