KMBID

Kill me before I do.

Usually typed not spoken.

Me: "I have to study for this midterm. KMBID"

Friend: "Same tbh"

by 100chez October 11, 2018

Cho kmida adi

A southern Nigerian popular term that is used during seggs. It meaning "sorry i'm late" but English people reffer it to "choke me daddy". It has lost its actual meaning by time.

Teacher: why are you late?
Nigerian: cho kmida adi
Teacher: ayo wtf

by TheFTAGuys niggery April 12, 2021

Kobid

A large friendly slide-tackle loving cute lil df WHO WILL NOT TAKE OF HIS FUCKING MASK FOR THE LIFE OF HIM.
Is an absolute nerd but still manages to be a beast at sports. Also a synonym for drug-dealer (the nice kind).

Man 1 : Have you heard of that new guy kobid ?
Man 2 : Yeah he seems shady but he just offered me a slice of pizza so maybe he isnt so bad after all.

by UllneverknowwhoIam November 23, 2021

kobideh

The greatest Oraniab kebab in existence.

Damn, I just had some delicious Kobideh and Reza Hossein made it

by MC Voldy November 29, 2021

kfbidalol

It means: Kidda Funny But I Didnt Actually Laugh Out Loud
Its a little less than lol

<<While Texting>>
Joe: dude take a ride on the relaxi taxi
Bob: kfbidalol okayy?

by OhMuhDamn July 6, 2008

Kubide

A word used to describe your cute girlfriend

I hope my kubide has the best day ever

by livelygrapefruit99 July 12, 2021

kobid

Will always be there for you no matter what. He needs to be protected at all costs.

I hope everyone has a kobid in their lives

by puwussy November 23, 2021