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Kites of the Round Table 

Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.
We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.

Flying Kites 

The effect of having just smoked marijuana and being "higher" than normal.
I turned to my friend and asked, "I think today is a nice day for flying kites. Don't you?"

In turn my friend said, "...but it's night...and we don't have kites."

I shook my head, "I mean lets go smoke that fuzzy green stuff you dork."
Flying Kites by Moira Nyx November 4, 2009

Flying Kites 

Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!

Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!
Flying Kites by Derethad June 24, 2010

flashing kites

An incognito way of saying you are going to engage in the act of smoking pot. Term originally coined in the duke city often used when engaging in either telephone or other easily eavesdropped means of communication.
Yo man whatchu ya'll doing right now?

Flashing kites man. We got some kill.
flashing kites by g.c. baby January 7, 2010

cuntstable kites 

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

sending kites 

1. (Drug-dealing) Used to warn or signal major drug dealers in urban areas.
1. Mobb Deep (Hell on Earth) - jail niggaz sending kites to the street.
sending kites by Gman3154 June 5, 2007