Kindergarten 

A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.

I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.

Kindergarten by Phaedrus2nd August 3, 2009

kindergarten 

Everything you will ever learn about life you learn in Kindergarten.

All other levels of education after Kindergarten will never be used after graduation (Algebra, Chemistry, History of insert random country, etc.)

What you learn in Kindergarten will stay with you forever though:
Learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc.

kindergarten by IseewhatyouDidthere April 27, 2008

Kindergarten 

Kindergarten is a german word for something like a pre school / day care

1to1 translation

Kinder = children
Garten = garden

Meine kleine Schwester ist 4 Jahre alt, sie geht noch in den Kindergarten.

My little sister is 4 years old, she is still going to the Kindergarten.

Kindergarten by Felix May 13, 2005

Kindergarten 

A place for kindergarteners.

Me:Hey Aaron
Aaron:What
Me:Where are you going
Aaron:I'm going to Kindergarten wanna come Ehe ehe ehe(laughing like a Kindergartener)

Kindergarten by Missa Dewees October 27, 2004

Kindergarten 

Act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. Not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.

The new kindergarten looks rather delicious.

Kindergarten by Steven Childeater May 5, 2008

Kindergarten 

A game where your a kid that goes to a fucked up school where you almost get poisoned buy a nugget-addict kid, kill your classmates to finish class earlierand get atacked by an angry janitor.

my friend : Dude, my are you afraid of the janitor ?

Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....

Kindergarten by Sans4smash November 7, 2019

kindergarten 

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid

kindergarten by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021