KFE

The Kevin Federline Experience. Just like a GFE (Girl Friend Experience) for females K-Fed style.

What you get in a date:

wardrobe includes: Wife-beater, old Nike shoes, Tribal or Chinese symbol tattoo, Baseball cap on backwards or to the side. The occasional Ed Hardy shirt or cap

Living area: Your couch, his parents "extra room," baby momma's house, his "boys" house.

Normal Job/Occupation: none, occasional deals in the process or record deals on hold

How can that KFE looking guy be with that hot chick? Shes just trying to copy Britney's crazy ass again

by Willtx June 25, 2009

KFE

Kill, Fuck, Eat. Three wonderful and natural acts amalgamated into a short acronym. Typically applied to a single person, in or out of order, in one crazy night. :)

Billy: "Hey Johnny, let's go KFE that cute waitress who got your order wrong."

Johnny: "One step ahead of you" *holds up severed waitress clit*

Billy: "lol"

by queefwiz May 13, 2010

KFE (Kuntucky Fried Embryos)

The act of eating a womans embryo without permission and serving it fried in 11 secret spices as if to recreate the iconic KFC chicken. Make sure you present them in a cardboard box labelled 'KFE Sharing Baby Bucket'!

I fed my kids some KFE (Kuntucky Fried Embryos) for dinner, they are now hospitalised

by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

Kfee

An energy drink from Germany. It's best known for its scary commercials that make you think they're going to be peaceful before a gory zombie or gargoyle pops up. The lite version has 3 parodies of these commercials.

I've never actually tried Kfee but those commercials are damn scary!

by BassGuitar546 August 7, 2011

KFed

1.Any white trash male who resembles Keven Federline, whether it be in the clothes he wears, or the slight stuble on his face. Keep in mind however, the male in question must be trashy, of course.

2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.

Referring to that random man walking down the street: "Heyyy. What up KFed? Ha.Ha.Ha."

by Liberachi September 11, 2006

kfed

1 <verb> To be a jobless bum and to marry a rich girl.
2 <noun> Male gold-digger. Holy grail to bums.

1
Man1: Should I marry her?
Man2: Yeah man, she's rich. You should totally kfed it.

2
That guy is such a kfed.

by abcbum September 2, 2007

kfed

Kevin Federline. Britney Spears's white trash husband.

Look at KFed in the tabloids this week. Ew.

by CourtneyK September 8, 2005