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The Kevin Federline Experience. Just like a GFE (Girl Friend Experience) for females K-Fed style.

What you get in a date:

wardrobe includes: Wife-beater, old Nike shoes, Tribal or Chinese symbol tattoo, Baseball cap on backwards or to the side. The occasional Ed Hardy shirt or cap

Living area: Your couch, his parents "extra room," baby momma's house, his "boys" house.

Normal Job/Occupation: none, occasional deals in the process or record deals on hold
How can that KFE looking guy be with that hot chick? Shes just trying to copy Britney's crazy ass again
KFE by Willtx June 25, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Kill, Fuck, Eat. Three wonderful and natural acts amalgamated into a short acronym. Typically applied to a single person, in or out of order, in one crazy night. :)
Billy: "Hey Johnny, let's go KFE that cute waitress who got your order wrong."

Johnny: "One step ahead of you" *holds up severed waitress clit*

Billy: "lol"
KFE by queefwiz May 13, 2010
Related Words

KFE (Kuntucky Fried Embryos) 

The act of eating a womans embryo without permission and serving it fried in 11 secret spices as if to recreate the iconic KFC chicken. Make sure you present them in a cardboard box labelled 'KFE Sharing Baby Bucket'!
I fed my kids some KFE (Kuntucky Fried Embryos) for dinner, they are now hospitalised
An energy drink from Germany. It's best known for its scary commercials that make you think they're going to be peaceful before a gory zombie or gargoyle pops up. The lite version has 3 parodies of these commercials.
I've never actually tried Kfee but those commercials are damn scary!
Kfee by BassGuitar546 August 7, 2011
1.Any white trash male who resembles Keven Federline, whether it be in the clothes he wears, or the slight stuble on his face. Keep in mind however, the male in question must be trashy, of course.

2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.
Referring to that random man walking down the street: "Heyyy. What up KFed? Ha.Ha.Ha."
KFed by Liberachi September 11, 2006
1 <verb> To be a jobless bum and to marry a rich girl.
2 <noun> Male gold-digger. Holy grail to bums.
1
Man1: Should I marry her?
Man2: Yeah man, she's rich. You should totally kfed it.

2
That guy is such a kfed.
kfed by abcbum September 2, 2007
Kevin Federline. Britney Spears's white trash husband.
Look at KFed in the tabloids this week. Ew.
kfed by CourtneyK September 8, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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