kfed

1 <verb> To be a jobless bum and to marry a rich girl.
2 <noun> Male gold-digger. Holy grail to bums.

1
Man1: Should I marry her?
Man2: Yeah man, she's rich. You should totally kfed it.

2
That guy is such a kfed.

by abcbum September 2, 2007

kfed

Kevin Federline. Britney Spears's white trash husband.

Look at KFed in the tabloids this week. Ew.

by CourtneyK September 8, 2005

kfed

a sorry ass rapper, a wanna be rapper

That fool raps like kfed.

by surveys February 7, 2007

kfed

kfed- when anyone messes up really baddly in their career

omg!! george bush realy pulled a kfed when he raised taxes

by jigobo September 1, 2007

kfed

Someone who ingests a large amount of ketamine is referred to as 'kfed'. also; Britney Spears' husband.

Sup with Kris? Oh that nigga straight kfed dogg!!!!

by KFED April 30, 2006

kfed

An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, sprinting to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.

OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.

by assface baby June 22, 2008

kfed

Okay, that person is a fed.

Similar to terms like orly, yarly, srsly, etc.

<cybix> how does a botnet work btw lol?
<br0k3n> kfed.

by br0k3n September 10, 2008