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KEMP

A coagulation or Buildup of vaginal fluid that turns into a damp gelatinous state during intercourse and collects on the base of a man’s penis and balls.
I was fucking becky so long I had a significant amount of kemp on my nuts after we were done.
by greenMarine July 20, 2012
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Kemping

Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.
"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."
by matt_leigh September 13, 2014
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Kemp

An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'
That Kemp is the baddest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life!
by GDKII July 28, 2008
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kemps

KEM-ps
N.

A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?

KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.
by iThizz July 13, 2006
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Kemped

He really kemped that up! It won't work at all now!
by Sgt Bash February 26, 2009
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Kemp

A customized automobile, usually full bodied, not a hotrod. Sometimes misspelled as "kimp", these cars are also called lead sleds due to the amount of lead filler used in the customizing process.
by Rockadoodle February 22, 2011
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Kemping

To masturbate to one's self in a mirror or picture.
Did you see Micah last night? The dude's so full of himself, I bet he's kemping right now.
by NotTheKemper May 31, 2011
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