K Fed

A tool, a person who lacks in mental awarness.

Sean is such a K Fed.

by William Hungry August 23, 2006

K Fed

The Douche Bag of all Douche Bags

Dude, quit being such a K Fed!

by Tony Pinkelman September 17, 2006

K Fed

A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

I need to use this K Fed to clean my vagina.

by St. Joshy November 9, 2006

K Fed

Pop culture's nickname for aspiring performer Kevin Federline, husband of Brittany Spears.

Yo dawg, catch the K Fed on MTV last night?

by Johnnners September 1, 2006

k-fed

Stupid nickname for Britney's gold digger of a husband who looks like a grown-up version of the banjo-playing little boy from Deliverance.

"K-fed" is a talentless idiot.

by pushit April 12, 2006

k-fed

1.Another word for wigger.

2.Britney Spears husband

See fag

Sarah: Oh...My...God, look at HIM. Look at what he is wearing? And he is white! What a K-Fed!
Jessica: Wow, look as his wannabe shoes. Yeah, hes definately a K-Fed
The K-Fed: Oh yeah!? POPOZAO!

by Kay Dawgg January 9, 2006

K-Fed

A nickname for Britney Spears' husband. See also 'Untalented worthless hobo with mop of stringy pubic hair atop his empty, empty head'.

Did you see what K-Fed was wearing? Flip-flops and SOCKS? Jesus Christ, my eyes!

by Ihateyouallsomuch September 2, 2005