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juxtapositioning

Sexual intercourse between English teachers.
"I just saw Mr Lester and Mrs Tate juxtapositioning in the library. D'you think I could get the school to pay my therapy bills?"

Juxtaposition 

/ˌdʒʌkstəpəˈzɪʃ(ə)n/

the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with contrasting effect.
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Juxtaposition by _The Secret_ October 28, 2019

juxtaposition girl 

An ugly and/or fat girl that hotter girls take pictures with so they look better by comparison. These pictures are usually posted to social media accounts.
I couldn't tell which way to swipe that girl on Tinder. She either was really ugly or she was hot and using a juxtaposition girl.

juxtapositionism 

Linearism created by posing materials against each other.

In contrast to contrapositive linearity: linearism created by contraposing self-referencing (mirror-image) colors.
Juxtapositionism reveals that lines come from the past-future while colors come from the future-past.

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition