Justin P

He has a very small penis. If you ask him to play Valorant he will always throw and bottom frag. He is a white furry. He identifies as a Dik-Dik. He is 35 years old in dog years. He has the sexiest body you will ever find. He has the thickest ass, but he skips leg day. His legs look like chicken legs. Justin P's have a sus personality and like BBC. Justin P's will do anything because they are very submissive. Don't trust his Valorant skill because he is a catfish. A Justin P will only get it F.O.M.P until he is ready to not throw in Valorant and League Of Legends

Woah was that a Justin P, he's a damn fine piece of ass

by Pineapple Farm December 7, 2021

Justin Pierre

The most amazing man ever in the whole entire universe. He sings, writes the lyrics, and plays guitar for Motion City Soundtrack. He is also well known for his crazy hair that looks like he stuck his finger in a electrical socket. He used to do meth in his earlier days of the band but is now sober.

Girl: Dude, did you see that man?
Boy: What man?
Girl: That insanely cool man with the wicked hair.
Boy: Oh? Who is he? He's insanely cool and I must know his name.
Girl: That is Justin Pierre.
Boy: Wow. He's way cooler than James Hart.
Girl: Duh.

by TheStockmarkettt August 6, 2007

justin pierce

a good actor who was in kids,next friday and others his life was going well until he was found dead in his hotel room he had hung himself

RIP Justin pierce u will be missed.

by Jcoke April 23, 2006

Justin Pratt

a dance move that makes ALL girls swoon. executed best when techno/house music and strobe lights are in full effect. it involves shimmying the chest followed by poppin' the ass. be sure to have a lot of space, and don't break your ankles.

did you see that hot piece? he just did the Justin Pratt... I'm so going home with him tonight.

by merry janed July 5, 2009

Justin Parker

Frequently confused with the deceased cannibal/rapist Jeffrey Dahmer due to their similar physical appearence and tendencies. Justin Parker usually hides in his mom's closet pretending to be stuck in a dark cave so he can eat anyone who happens to venture into his fantasy world.

"Dude, wanna go hang at Justin Parker's tonight?"
"No, bro, I'm not trying to get eaten tonight. I'd rather go to that lame kid Andrew Rutsky's house instead and play in the grass."

by knightrider12345 November 13, 2009

Justin Perdiz

bound for greatness/ money making prodigy/can take anyone girl

the justin perdiz person is the choosen one

by theprophet10101 May 2, 2011

Justin Pickell

The last name Pickell has always been a strong suit in the Chaldo community. He has chemistry with people sporting names similar to "Craig" or "Zachary". While his IQ will usually exceed the 150-170 mark, he has trouble applying himself in an academically competitive environment. The last name is known to have carried legendary rap sensation known as "Johnny Mack" (Larry John Pickell), and life saving dermatologist Nibras Pickell. Guys named Justin Pickell are also known to have very attractive sisters, and sometimes ignore the concept of incest. It is very important that you are careful of around these men as they have all mastered the "Chaldean Chokehold," a usually fatal attack that has taken down allegators and bears alike.

Yo! Did you see Justin Pickell's Sister? She's lookin fine like always.

Don't mess with Justin Pickell, he might put you in a chaldean chokehold!

by Nithia Kadakol May 29, 2019