just a second 

The longest time you'll ever have to wait.

(e.x.) I'll be out in just a second!
*comes out six years later*

just a second by RillianS April 9, 2015

Just a second 

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

Just a second by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

Just a second 

A length of time, generally used by someone who is going to take much longer than one second.

Come on mom, you said just a second three hours ago.

Just a second by Foltzyboi isn’t dead November 30, 2020

Just A Second 

Something to hold off doing something for a couple of hours.

Just a second. I'll tell you how you can use this in a sentence later.

Just A Second by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

you just wasted a few seconds reading this 

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this by anonymous June 11, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020