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Joliecise 

To masturbate at work while thinking of Jolie and then cum on monitors. Do it several times a day and it is like a work out.
Hold all calls, I'm doing my Joliecise!!!
Joliecise by jmar42 August 11, 2007

Julieish 

This word is to define your acquaintance named "Julie". This simply is just a way to define someone who acts like someone else. You can also use it like this. Jimmish, Robotophurish, Ibozzish, etc.
Robotophur: I AM SUPER DUPER SNIPER GANG RICH! I ALSO HAVE POUTINE!

Prometheus: Uhhh sure, but stop acting julieish.
Julieish by t3nk0 June 25, 2018

Julieosei 

Julie is extremely underappreciated. If you take the time to notice all the small details about her you will realize what a truly amazing girl she is. She has that sense of humor you can't find anywhere else. She is very real with you and if she doesn't like something about you she'll tell you one way or another. She is always the one who is there for you no matter what and will help you out anyway you can all hours of the day.
Julieosei is the most large-minded person in the world.
Julieosei by teddybear2023 May 28, 2020

Julienism 

When Julien has all of the right proof for literally anything and everything, including Obama agreeing
Wow, con't go wrong with Julienism, it is ALWAYS right!
Julienism by The LEFT RIGHT ONE December 18, 2020

Julietsexual

New sexuality where you can Fck whoever u want,identify as whatever u want and be whatever u want.
Is Juliet bisexual?
No she’s julietsexual bro
Julietsexual by Iamthecommunity April 9, 2022

julietsiegel 

Have you seen JulietSiegels twitch streams?
julietsiegel by Frognator🐸 July 24, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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