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Juice Card

Due to likeableness; suave sexiness; and posession of the "whole package" this person holds the card because the surrounding people will GIVE and DO anything for the card holder.
She gets what she wants because she has a juice card!
Juice Card by McSexy Biatch September 29, 2008
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Juice card

Received on your 21st birthday. Like a rite of passage.
Damn son, you just turned 21. Now you got your juice card.
Juice card by charlotte's big pole January 30, 2006

Juice Card

The term refers to an individual’s ability to travel, communicate, and reside in social circles that mere mortals could never tread. These circles could be heads of state, business elite, academic elite, professional athletes, and most importantly popular celebrities. These individuals don’t necessarily have to be a stated member of any of these groups but to only be qualified and vouched for by a stated member.
Many up-and-coming celebrities boast about there ability to call an ultra-famous person on their personal cell phone number; they’re announcing their juice card status.

HBO’s Entourage; the character Turtle has a juice card by his association with Vince and therefore he can call Jamie-Lynn Sigler or Paris Hilton for that matter.
Juice Card by Scottopher July 9, 2009

Drinking juice from a credit card

When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
College educated person that cannot read words with more than two syllables.
Hey Juicetard the word is pronounced historical.
Juicetard by Orionaero May 6, 2025

bulgarian juicecart 

when you twist someones nipples and then carry them away in a wheelbarrow filled with grapefruit juice to bulgaria.
I was at the pub with a friend the other night and we gave some chick a bulgarian juicecart. She never seen it coming
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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