Juergle

To gargle an object, usually referring to testcles

That bitch is a slut she juergled his balls in front of the whole party

by slayer121 June 3, 2010

jurgle

To block and unblock a user on social media, such as Instagram or Facebook.

Eren's so annoying. Should I jurgle him on Instagram? All he does is comment weird things on my photos!

by nozomitojo December 20, 2015

jerglecoyne

1. a person of unpleasant character and/or whose behavior is offensive to others

2. a race of greedy goblins (colloquial, archaic)

Unhand me, you filthy jerglecoyne! His constant rudeness and insensitivity made everyone think he was a real jerglecoyne.

by Professor Ballfraction February 26, 2013

Juergened

When you are at work and a Micro-manager of German descent constantly interrupts you with their own agenda that never pans out. You spend hours a day working on hair-brain ideas that never work.

I was in the middle of a critical project and I got Juergened... I will spend hours on his idea and nothing will ever come of it.

by MiddleStallFantacy June 3, 2013

juergen

Juergen is guys name for people who get drunk on the weekends and regrets it Sunday afternoon. Still they do it again next Saturday.

I was so drunk, Juergen.
Juergen, Juergen, Juergen i have such a shit headache.
Another Juergen and i will die a horrible death.

by FranzE February 2, 2010

jergle

To energize and give color to one's life.

If you want to change your life you have to Jergle up your life.

by glecy groyon March 24, 2007

Juergen

He usually has a huge penis and a small nose, his last name normally starts with a B and he catches feelings so easily for people he doesn’t think he has a chance with but really does. He also says he is 5’9 but is actually like 5’10-5’11

Wow that man is insanely cute, his name must be Juergen

by Momosheesh November 22, 2020