Jucus

When one sneezes and snot flies out of their nose while simultaneously shitting themselves

Did you just jucus

by Boe hoe April 29, 2014

Jucus

Jizz mixed with Mucus

“Ew Myc what are you excreting?”

“A little bit of jizz a little bit of mucus, I call it jucus”

by Myc2763 January 3, 2023

Wide face jacuslyn

A wide face jacuslyn is someone who is larger thAn life. Also called king jac or queen jackie. Also they are kinda haters. If jacuslyn is geinning then you aint winning.

Man Simon Cowell is a wide face jacuslyn.He always shitting on those singers.

by Ashiok November 17, 2019

Jurus pompa hamil

A sexual term where a person in this position drives their penis all the way into the receiver's pussy, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

"Hiyaaattt jurus pompa hamil! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"

"I used jurus pompa hamil with my wife last night, in the morning she got pregnant"

by Youum June 7, 2023

kaneto juusei

The visual kei band EVERYONE is obsessed with. You don’t even have to like them as a whole to be obsessed. Their visuals, music, and/or skits can and WILL have you in a chokehold.

“Hey, have you heard of Kaneto Juusei?”
“No shit. Everyone has.”

by bt.taboo December 25, 2022

jujusnip

a non-white frazzlenuff; used principally when white is inappropriate or otherwise not desirable

Given present company, he reached for his jujusnip in lieu of his frazzlenuff

by Chaz McNewman July 9, 2004

juuso

A gentleman in Finnish language. Well-mannered male. Is always kind to his neighbour.

I went out with a guy last night. He was truly Juuso.

by herraskansa February 6, 2010