Jubieju
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Jubieju
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Jubieju
Epic blue quaker parrot that is really hot.
Super rare and valuable as there is only one in the world.
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Super rare and valuable as there is only one in the world.
Definition of a cool person
Jubieju by Lulu the doggo January 31, 2022
Jubiju
A Jubiju is a traditional ceremony held by those of Jewish descent in which the oldest son of each family holds a soggy biscuit in their left hand and taps it to their kneecap on a cold summer day. Having a tender biscuit is seen as a disrespect for the proceedings which a Jubiju entails. Three rabbis must be present, and no red meat is allowed within a 57-foot (17.4 meters) of the ritual site.
Jew 1: Schmul, my brother, we must gather the biscuits. The Jubiju will be underway soon!
Jew 2: Make sure they are not tender, Epstein... and what about the rabbis?
Jew 1: Don't worry, Judah went out to fetch them nearly three hours ago!
Jew 2: Alright... I will tend to preparing the boys.
Jew 3: *Walks in* Shalom!
Jew 1: Samuel... what is that you are eating..!?!?
Jew 3: Oh, just a 72 oz. tenderloin, why?
Jew 2: NO!! We mustn't allow ANY red meat within the vicinity!
Jew 3: Oh, why of course! It completely slipped my mind... my greatest of apologies, kindred brethren. May the one and only Jehova look upon my soul with mercy and grace, for I have forsaken Him; as the Lord Himself said, "Brothers and sisters, if someone is caught in a sin, you who live by the Spirit should restore that person gently. But watch yourselves, or you also may be tempted..."-
Jew 1: ...alright, Samuel, save the banter for the Jubiju!
Jew 2: Make sure they are not tender, Epstein... and what about the rabbis?
Jew 1: Don't worry, Judah went out to fetch them nearly three hours ago!
Jew 2: Alright... I will tend to preparing the boys.
Jew 3: *Walks in* Shalom!
Jew 1: Samuel... what is that you are eating..!?!?
Jew 3: Oh, just a 72 oz. tenderloin, why?
Jew 2: NO!! We mustn't allow ANY red meat within the vicinity!
Jew 3: Oh, why of course! It completely slipped my mind... my greatest of apologies, kindred brethren. May the one and only Jehova look upon my soul with mercy and grace, for I have forsaken Him; as the Lord Himself said, "Brothers and sisters, if someone is caught in a sin, you who live by the Spirit should restore that person gently. But watch yourselves, or you also may be tempted..."-
Jew 1: ...alright, Samuel, save the banter for the Jubiju!
Jubiju by UrbanMasterBait August 7, 2018
jubiejenkins
Jubiejenkins is one of the sexiest mofos out there that guy will smoke hella weed and say he don’t shmoke when in reality he’s a pot head he has also probably piped more hoes the years you have been alive
jubiejenkins by Bigdicniggga July 26, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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