Jubiju

A Jubiju is a traditional ceremony held by those of Jewish descent in which the oldest son of each family holds a soggy biscuit in their left hand and taps it to their kneecap on a cold summer day. Having a tender biscuit is seen as a disrespect for the proceedings which a Jubiju entails. Three rabbis must be present, and no red meat is allowed within a 57-foot (17.4 meters) of the ritual site.

Jew 1: Schmul, my brother, we must gather the biscuits. The Jubiju will be underway soon!

Jew 2: Make sure they are not tender, Epstein... and what about the rabbis?

Jew 1: Don't worry, Judah went out to fetch them nearly three hours ago!

Jew 2: Alright... I will tend to preparing the boys.

Jew 3: *Walks in* Shalom!

Jew 1: Samuel... what is that you are eating..!?!?

Jew 3: Oh, just a 72 oz. tenderloin, why?

Jew 2: NO!! We mustn't allow ANY red meat within the vicinity!

Jew 3: Oh, why of course! It completely slipped my mind... my greatest of apologies, kindred brethren. May the one and only Jehova look upon my soul with mercy and grace, for I have forsaken Him; as the Lord Himself said, "Brothers and sisters, if someone is caught in a sin, you who live by the Spirit should restore that person gently. But watch yourselves, or you also may be tempted..."-

Jew 1: ...alright, Samuel, save the banter for the Jubiju!

by UrbanMasterBait August 7, 2018

juijuiself

juijuiself is a tiktoker with over 3,000+ tiktoker followers. she has a cat and is Mexican. she is very cool and mainly posts fancams, random stuff, etcs.

what is juijuiself???
its a name. a tiktoker username

by aphoya May 7, 2022

juijuiself

juijuiself is a tiktoker influencer that is very cool and likes kpop.

she also is one of the most amazing person you can meet

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by aphoya May 8, 2022

JubJub

A funny word that Conan O'Brien has been trying to get into primetime shows for years in order to make him feel like he has "had some presence in television".

"It's going, it's going, it's gone - it's a JubJub!"

"... JubJub...."

by modenadude November 19, 2007

Jubieju

Jew-bee-jew
A jubieju is a blue quaker parrot (aka monk parrot)

I want a jubieju, not a green quaker parrot.

by thegangganggungunganggang January 20, 2022

Jubious

Type of excitement that arouses the male genetalia so much that it may become painful.

Jade: "I took off all of my clothes, and he went jubious on me."
Raheem: "Did he cry?"

by Vincent April 28, 2004

Jubjub

Another name for the eraser that can fit onto the end of a #2 pencil. They are very angular.

Hey Boris

-whaat?

Can I borrow a jubjub?
-ok, just give it back at the end of class...

by Dukeoflemonade August 23, 2017