Jrobed

Wasting an opportunity in bed with a girl

"Did you hear jack slept in the same bed as Bianca?"

"Yeah but he completely jrobed her though"

by Daniel craiglegs May 5, 2014

jobed

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

by JJ453 May 8, 2008

Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

Steve Jobed

When you are bought out of the company that you started / helped start.

I just got Steve Jobed out of my company today.

by Darkon007 May 14, 2018