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1. a very intelligent person,

usually black,

not that typical black person,

plays football,

2. Name for creative and imaginative.

3. Quiet guy but tarzanish in the bed.

4. Man with huge penis

5. Most jovante's ive meet on the street are black belts in a martial arts and though not seeming like it can beat the living shit out of you.
Daaamn Jovante
Jovante by Zenya November 23, 2021
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1. a very intelligent person,
usually black,
not that typical black person,
plays football,

2. Name for creative and imaginative.

3. Quiet guy but tarzanish in the bed.

4. Man with huge penis

5. Most jovante's ive meet on the street are black belts in a martial arts and though not seeming like it can beat the living shit out of you.




1. Stop being a jovante

2. Jez you are jovante

3.girl-oooohhh!!!!! jovante!!!!!!
jovante by gregory jr. April 8, 2009
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A African American guy,cute,handsome,and never cheats. Always have his mind set on one girl and just never gives up.
Girls get you a Jovante cute,handsome,generous.That is a great man
Jovante by Anaheim du November 8, 2018
A black man who falls hard for girls, usually very flirty and knows exactly what to say to get what they want. Juvante's are usually very talented and great kissers. But, tend to be players.
girl: I just kissed Juvante!
friend: join the club!
He is a guy who gets all the bitches.But the thing is that he is loyal and will do anything in his power to make his girl plzed.He has a huge dickand is good in bed and will love to smoke weed when he likes too,he has a cute smile, great attitude, and loves to make jokes,he might not be perfect but is so great to spend time with.
I love jovanie!

Jovanie has a huge dick!

Have a great day jovanie!

Jovanie is sooo,funny!
Jovanie by Giowolfio January 7, 2019
The most amazing and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's absolutely perfect. He has the most beautiful eyes and a stunning smile. He has a kind heart and is nice to everyone. He's the most adorable and charming boy. It's extremely hard to not fall in love with a Jovanne. His love is unconditional and he's a great listener. He is always there when you need him. Jovannes also love animals such as sloths and monkeys.
Woah girl who's that?
I don't know but he's perfect he must be a Jovanne!
Jovanne by merpgoesthesloth May 6, 2013
Jovonte is a usually a light skinned name. Always lights up the room with his smile but can always darken a room with his frown. Jovonte is unlike any man he we’ll never lie,never cheat,never hid anything from you even if he knows it might get you. This is a rare breed of men to find if you find a Jovonte you now your in for an adventure.
Jovonte well always tell you truth even if he knows it’ll hurt.
Jovonte by Tyrone nickel May 24, 2018
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