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Josva is a latino guy from Spain. He doesn't have any arms.. or legs, but he can still play tennis, golf and dance. Josva is vegan, and hates meat.
-"Josva loves playing tennis"

-"Josva likes girls with the name Daphne"
-"Josva really like golfing"
josva by Maddison Grace November 22, 2021
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Josva is a very short and ugly guy. Josva is homophobic but gay. He likes smelly feet and loves toenails. Josva loves spending time in his bed with a good book and drinking tea with biscuits! He is 200% a virgin, and he will probably be one for the rest of his live. I'm so sorry Josva..
"I caught Josva taking of my feet"
"Josva loves tea!"
"Josvas favourite book is twilight, he's team Bella"
Josva by Maddison Grace November 22, 2021
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Josva is a guy who flys on a flying Carpet. Josva has yellow hair and a big dumptruck. Josva probably doesn’t have a girlfriend, but if he has he is very lucky. Josva is probably gay or bisexual at least. WARNING: Don’t give Josva alcohol.. he will kill you.. Been there done that
His pronouns are bad/die or bad/person
Omg there’s Josva! He’s probably Gay or bisexual!

Josva’s girlfriend is soo awesome, stunning and sweet!
Josva by Maddison Grace November 22, 2021
Josva is very bad in bed. Josva is the type of guy who NEEDS validation from other girls. Josva is horrible to be in a relationship with. He treats every Girl horrible.
“Are you in a relationship with Josva, poor you”

“He is just as bad in bed as Josva”

“Josva smells horrible
Josva by Sexy boy from spain February 11, 2023
Josva is the type of guy to break your heart and right after Call the breakup just a break from the relationship. Josva is the type of guy who cant make ANY Girl cxm EVER. He is very bad in bed. Josva loves attention from other girls and is horrible to be in a relationship with.
“Are you in a relationship with Josva? Poor you”
“I hate Josva”

“He is just as bad in bed as Josva”

“Josva Thinks Hes strong But is very Skinny
Josva by Sexy boy from spain February 11, 2023
Jósva is always a fun dude to be around, even though he's ginger. He is friendly towards everyone, and wants to include everyone. If I were you I'd go find a Jósva, he will always lift up your mood.
"Who's that fun ginger dude over there, I wanna be friends with him."
"Oh him, that's Jósva."
Jósva by TheManWithLongHair November 1, 2023
Joscah is a ranked player
Joscah by DecehALPHA August 7, 2023
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