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Josue Alejandro 

Josue Alejandro a very smart guy with a genuine heart. He is very caring and will always put your feelings over his. He is my best friend and always tries to make sure I am okay at my worst. He is weird sometimes but it’s okay igs he is cute so it makes up for it. He is the coolest Venezuelan I know tbh he is the only Venezuelan I know but whatever
Josue Alejandro is the smartest person I know.

All Josue Alejandro’s are the same :/
Josue Alejandro by Urgay468 November 22, 2021

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Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.
- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck
Pull a Jose by DubaiDude May 16, 2016
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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